White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!
White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…
Aye baby you lookin fine as hell
Can I holla at you for a second
Can I get your number
You ugly anyway.
- college: Why should we accept you
- me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
- college: damn son you in
trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly